Wednesday 30 January 2013

CHRIS BROWN DRAWS JESUS


Chris Brown painting suggests he feels like Jesus on the cross

Chris Brown poses in a white t-shirt and snapback hat
A lot to think about ... Chris posted a pensive snap online

CHRIS Brown has compared himself to Jesus on the cross after getting into a fight with fellow chart-topper Frank Ocean.

The Don't Judge Me singer posted the image to his Instagram page after reports of the alleged six-man brawl broke yesterday.
Chris, 23, wrote alongside the drawing - which he created himself - how it reflected his feelings.
Chris Brown's painting of Jesus on the cross, posted on Instagram
'Painting the way I feel today' ... the picture Chris drew
He said: "Painting the way I feel today. Focus on what matters!"
Chris - who is still on probation for assaulting Rihanna in 2009 - could now be in serious trouble after the alleged confrontation with Frank, who, it has been reported, said he wants to press charges.
Steve Whitmore, a spokesman for the he LA Sheriff's Office told the New York Post that Ocean is "desirous of prosecution" and that officials intend to "find out what happened".
Frank Ocean
Allegations of fight ... Frank Ocean
But US gossip site TMZ has reported that Chris is adamant that he didn't start the fight - and that he is ready to go the police with his side of the story.
TMZ claim that Chris' lawyer Mark Geragos has not only been in touch with cops working on the case - but has also offered video evidence to prove Chris is innocent.
However, the video apparently only shows the end of the fight when it moved into the lobby of the recording studio.
Chris Brown in the studio
Studio time ... Chris is focusing on making his next album
Chris meanwhile has been focusing his energy on putting together his sixth studio album Carpe Diem which is scheduled for release later this year.
He uploaded a snap of himself in the studio alongside a group of pals with the caption: "Working on my album. Not working on negativity. Focus on feeding ya family. Bulls*** will forever be in the shadows."


Friday 16 November 2012

OFFICIALS BAN DOOMSDAY FOLLOWERS!!!!!!


Officials ban doomsday followers from French village

A Mayan priest prays
Cult ... followers believe world will end on December 21

A FRENCH village has banned a Doomsday cult from heading to a "mystical mountain" that followers believe will save them from extinction.

Thousands of "weirdos" believe Bugarach, south west France will be the only place they will survive if the world ends on December 21.
They say a nearby mountain contains a garage for UFOs that will whisk them to safety "in another dimension" while the rest of the planet perishes.
Bugarach mayor Jean-Pierre Delord said his village of just 200 people had now become "overrun with esoteric weirdos" hoping to survive in six weeks time.
He said: “The mountainside is swarming with hippies, many of them naked, who drop litter and make a mess.
“This is no laughing matter. If 10,000 people turn up on December 21, our village will not be able to cope.”
Followers head to Burgarach
Mountain ... followers head to Burgarach
After one hippie died climbing the mountain earlier this year, Mr Delord quipped to the French media: “The end of the world came a bit earlier for him than he expected.”
Regional prefect Eric Freysselinard has now issued an order barring anyone from climbing the mountain, in the foothills of the Pyrenees, on "Doomsday".
He said: “It will be closed off for three days before and two days after the world is supposed to end.”
Earlier this year, France’s Mission for the Fight against Sects also placed Bugarach under scrutiny due to concerns over possible mass suicides.
And it warned people in a report not to be taken in by "New Age clap-trap" being peddled by cult leaders.
Their report also stressed that December 21, 2012, would be the 183rd time the world had been predicted to end in the last 2,000 years.
The coming date has been predicted by Mexico’s ancient Mayan calendar, which says the world will be destroyed by solar flares and a collision with another planet.

NOBODY'S BUSINESS RIHANNA FT CHRIS BROWN


Rihanna's romantic new duet with Chris Brown leaks online

Rihanna and Chris Brown
Collaboration ... Rihanna and Chris sing together on slushy track


and Chris Brown sing about never-ending love on their new collaboration track Nobody's Business.

The song - taken from Rihanna's forthcoming album Unapologetic - has leaked online ahead of the offcial release date on Monday.
It's an uptempo track that samples Michael Jackson's The Way You Make Me Feel and sees both Chris and Rihanna harmonising their way through slushy lyrics about belonging together.
Lyrics in the chorus of the tune include: "Always be my boy, I'll always be your girl, and it ain't nobody's business, just mine and my baby."
In one section Rihanna, 24, sings: "You'll always be the one that I wanna come home to boy, let me love you and show you how special you are, I wanna be your baby, you'll always be my baby, tell me what you want."


Then Chris is heard smoothly delivering the vocals: "Your love is perfection, please point me in the right direction, I'mma give you all my affection, every touch becomes infectious, lets make out in this Lexus, there's no other love just like this, a life with you I wonder can we become loves persona..."
The slushy words present a stark contrast to the last time Chris and Rihanna united on Birthday Cake which contained x-rated verses about sexual desire including: "Girl I wanna f**k you right now, it's been a long time I been missing your body, let me turn the lights down, when I go down it's a private party."
The love theme to the track may come as a shock to some, who believe the Bajan beauty is foolish to so readily welcome Chris, 23, back in to her life after he was convicted of assaulting her following his vicious attack that left her bruised and battered with severe facial injuries.
Rihanna sings slushy lyrics with Chris on new track despite abusive past
Controversey ... Rihanna sings slushy lyrics with Chris on new track despite abusive past
The brutal beating took place back in 2009 after a pre-Grammy Awards party and Chris went on to be convicted and sentenced to six months of community service and five years probabtion - which he is still serving.
Protestors have regularly lashed out at the R'n'B star since, most recently in Sweden where images of Rihanna's battered face were pasted onto posters advertising his November 19 concert.
Chris also had an image representing Rihanna's bruised face tattooed on his neck in September.
Rihanna on the cover of her new album, Unapologetic
Unapologetic ... Rihanna on the cover of her new album
In a collaboration track with British star Chip, Chris previously aired his feelings on his mother being abused and how he is now seen by the public because of the attack.
He said: "I used to see my momma getting beat down, is that the real definition of me now? I fell off, back on my feet now, headed to the sky, can’t even see down.
"Award shows, I poured my heart out and people still steady trynna point my flaws out and I’d be lying if I said it ain’t get to me, but I’m a champion, legend, history."


Monday 12 November 2012

DEAD WHALE CAUSE TRAFFIC JAM


That’ll cause a tail back... dead whale transported on back of lorry

Truck carries whale in South Africa
There she blows ... whale on truck

SHOCKED motorists look on as a huge rotting whale goes past on the back of a truck during rush hour.

The giant washed up on Capricorn Beach in Cape Town, South Africa, before authorities were called in to move it.
Whale on lorry
Water shock ... beast on truck
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Experts said it appeared Great White sharks had attacked the mammal and several big chunks of its flesh were clearly missing.
But it wasn’t clear if the injuries were the cause of death or if they had just tucked into the flesh.
Whale carried on lorry
Heavy goods transport ... 'abonormal' load


Monday 5 November 2012

VICTORIA BECKHAM GOES FLAT


Victoria Beckham goes flat out for family day in LA

Victoria Beckham takes her kids Brooklyn, Romeo, Cruz and Harper to the Universal CityWalk
On the flat ... Victoria in sensible shoes on day out with lids

Even style icons know that traipsing round a theme park with four kids requires sensible shoe.
So the 38-year-old designer went for buckled, black brogues to take Brooklyn, 13, Romeo, 10, Cruz, seven and baby Harper to Universal Studios City Walk in Los Angeles.
But she stayed stylish in a simple blue and black shift dress and oversized shades, as she sipped a blue slush drink in the California sun.
Victoria Beckham with Brooklyn, Cruz, Romeo and Harper
Posh and pushchair.... Victoria Beckham with Brooklyn, Cruz, Romeo and Harper
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The rare absence of heels meant that her oldest towered over her as the famous five browsed in shops and indulged in some fun activities.
The whole family watched as Cruz was treated to an indoor sky-diving session at the retail and entertainment park.
And the boys proved they were well-brought up by helping mum out with 16-month-old Harper.
Victoria Beckham and Romeo
Buggy buddy ... Romeo pushes buggy
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Romeo pushed the buggy as Harper enjoyed a slug of drink from her bottle.
And big brother Brooklyn, dressed in a black T-shirt and Chinos, carried his baby sister on his hip.
Brooklyn and Harper Beckham
Brotherly love ... Brooklyn and Harper
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The family were making the most of the Los Angeles sun amidst rumours of an imminent move to New York.
Reports claim they are considering uprooting to the Big Apple so that Victoria can push her fashion line, as soon as David’s contract with LA Galaxy comes up for renewal in December.
A source said: “Talks have begun about the next step for the family and New York is one of the options being talked about seriously.”









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Wednesday 31 October 2012

GREATEST FOOTBALL COMEBACKS


Football’s greatest comebacks

TOOK SOME TICKER ... Steven Gerrard lifts the European Cup after Liverpool's amazing 2005 final
TOOK SOME TICKER ... Steven Gerrard lifts the European Cup after Liverpool's amazing 2005 final

HEO WALCOTT’S hat-trick in Arsenal’s incredible 7-5 extra-time win over Reading last night has got the SunSport desk chuntering.

What was the greatest footballing comeback in the modern era?
Here we pick out six of the best and encourage Sun readers to tell us their favourites — or any we have missed — using the comments section below.
Pile in.

Liverpool 3-3 AC Milan, 2005

STEVEN GERRARD and Co gave Rafa Benitez his first of two trophies at Liverpool when they staged an incredible fightback in Istanbul.
Like the FA Cup win 12 months later, it took a penalty shootout to ultimately secure the silverware.
But the heroism on display against a rampant AC Milan side who led 3-0 at half-time ranks this among the greatest comebacks.
Skipper Gerrard scored the first of three in the space of six second-half minutes, with Vladimir Smicer and Xabi Alonso taking the game to extra-time.
Some bendy-legged action from Jerzy Dudek threw Milan’s players from the spot, with Andriy Shevchenko’s miss from 12 yards ensuring the trophy returned to Anfield.

Tottenham 3-5 Manchester United, 2001

VERON OUR WAY ... Manchester United stuck five past Tottenham in the second half
VERON OUR WAY ... Manchester United stuck five past Tottenham in the second half
ALEX FERGUSON has instilled a never-say-die attitude at Manchester United that has become etched in folklore.
And one of his side’s greatest comebacks came at White Hart Lane when his side went into half-time 3-0 down after goals from Dean Richards, Les Ferdinand and Christian Ziege.
But Fergie’s men came out after the break and wiped the floor with Tottenham, with Andy Cole, Laurent Blanc, Ruud van Nistelrooy, Juan Sebastian Veron and David Beckham on the scoresheet.
Speaking after the match, Ferguson said: “I’m not saying exactly what I said to them at half-time — why am I always asked that?”
Because every other manager in the country wants to know, Sir Alex.

Tottenham 3 Manchester City 4, 2004

DON'T MACKEN LIKE THEY USED TO ... City overhauled a three-goal deficit with 10 men
DON'T MACKEN LIKE THEY USED TO ... City overhauled a three-goal deficit with 10 men
APPEARING twice on this list as the losers are Tottenham, who blew this FA Cup fourth-round tie in spectacular fashion.
Ledley King, Robbie Keane and Christian Ziege had fired Spurs into a three-goal lead before City midfielder Joey Barton persuaded referee Rob Styles to show him a second yellow card during half-time with some colourful language.
But this was a City side managed by Kevin Keegan, he of the all-out attack philosophy.
And 10-man City wasted no time in breaking down their hosts at White Hart Lane through Sylvain Distin’s 48th-minute goal.
Paul Bosvelt and Shaun Wright-Phillips got City level, before Jon Macken headed home the winner seconds from the end.

Manchester United 2 Bayern Munich 1, 1999

SLIDE RULE ... Ole Gunnar Solskjaer celebrates his last-gasp winner
SLIDE RULE ... Ole Gunnar Solskjaer celebrates his last-gasp winner
CHASING an unprecedented Treble, Alex Ferguson’s side went into this Champions League final without their suspended midfield duo of Roy Keane and Paul Scholes.
And things started badly when Mario Basler curled in a sixth-minute free-kick for the Germans, who held the lead for the rest of normal time.
Teddy Sheringham looked to have forced extra-time at the Nou Camp when he steered home Ryan Giggs’ shot, only for Ole Gunnar Solskjaer to win it by stabbing a corner past Oliver Khan seconds before the final whistle.
Not the greatest comeback in terms of number of goals perhaps, but, given the prize at stake, a more than worthy one.

Sweden 4 Germany 4, 2012

SWEDE DREAMS ... Rasmus Elm rescued a near-impossible point in Berlin
SWEDE DREAMS ... Rasmus Elm rescued a near-impossible point in Berlin
WHEN Real Madrid superstar Mesut Ozil scored in the 55th-minute in Berlin to put Germany 4-0 up, Joachim Low’s men were nailed on for a fourth straight win in 2014 World Cup qualifying Group C.
But the Swedes had other ideas, pouncing on their complacent opponents to rifle in four goals in last half hour to snatch a point.
Zlatan Ibrahimovic pulled one back, before Carl Lustig and Johan Elmander gave them 15 minutes in which to carve out an equaliser.
It duly came – in the third minute of injury time – through Rasmus Elm, to prompt wild celebrations from the underdogs.
German boss Low later mused: “Normally we would not waste a four-goal lead.”
This was no normal match.

Arsenal 4-4 Newcastle, 2011

ABOUT TOON ... Cheick Tiote's volley for Newcastle saw Arsenal's four-goal lead wiped out
ABOUT TOON ... Cheick Tiote's volley for Newcastle saw Arsenal's four-goal lead wiped out
NEWCASTLE made a name for themselves in the 1990s with some incredible matches.
But Alan Pardew’s current crop showed they can also turn on the goals with this incredible four-goal reply at St James’ Park.
Theo Walcott had scored after 44 seconds before Johan Djourou and Robin van Persie made it 3-0 after 10 minutes.
Van Persie scored again for Arsenal's fourth midway through the first half, only for Abou Diaby’s red card after the break to give the Toon a sniff.
Joey Barton hammered home two penalties either side of a Leon Best effort, before a thundering volley from Cheick Tiote with three minutes remaining slavaged a point.



Friday 26 October 2012

DRESS CAMPAIGN FOR PRESIDENT OBAMA


Frock the vote: Katy Perry makes an election ad-dress

Singer Katy Perry performs for a crowd before the arrival of President Barack Obama at a campaign rally
Perry creative ... singer turns herself into a human ballot slip

ANYBODY left wondering who Katy Perry plans to vote for in the American presidential election next month?

The singer pledged her support for Barack Obama in typically wacky fashion at a rally in Las Vegas last night.
Katy, 28, took to the stage in a tight white rubber dress printed up like an election ballot slip.
The words "PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES" were printed across her boobs - and she made a big black mark next to the names of Obama and his Vice President Joe Biden.
Katy begged fans to 'vote early' for the president
Frock the vote ... Katy begged fans to 'vote early' for the president
The brunette begged the 13,000-strong crowd to "vote early" between performances of Teenage Dream, Firework and a rendition of Obama's favourite song, Al Green's Let's Stay Together.
But when the president took to the stage himself - he confessed Katy isn't his favourite member of the Perry family.
Obama told the crowd: "I've got to know Katy and she's a wonderful young lady. And I can tell that part of it is because of her outstanding grandma Anne, a 50-year resident of Nevada.
"The only thing I have to say is Anne got some lipstick on me when she kissed me. Fortunately somebody wiped it off before Michelle saw it."
13,000 people flocked to see Katy Perry and Obama at the Las Vegas rally
Sin City ... 13,000 people flocked to see the singer and Obama at the Las Vegas rally
Obama will hope Katy's cat cry helps his chances of re-election when America goes to the polls on November 6.
His campaign has taken a battering in recent weeks thanks to Republican rival Mitt Romney's strong showing in the televised election debates.
It's not the first time the singer has lent her support to Obama's campaign.

- Katy's new boyfriend, John Mayer, has been given the seal of approval from her parents.
He splashed out on birthday presents for their daughter and even picked up the £3k bar bill from her party in LA last weekend.
He has now invited Katy to meet his family in Connecticut for Thanksgiving.
She might want to pick out another dress for that.